Unlike ‘Tourettes’ Syndrome, haaretz syndrome occurs whenever anyone criticizes anything having to do with jews or izzy. It is characterized by compulsive lying accompanied by vocal and whiny bursts of “anti-semitism!” “never again” “holocaust!” and other such outpourings. So far there is no medication, though there are special centers developed as a temporary solution to this meddlesome and annoying …
The Spoils of War 