It’s not a spoof. Touched by an Urban Legend (or not-so-urban?) . Gawd. Obviously the sicko is just trying to beat the rap on loony factor.
http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0308/506664_video.html?ref=newsstory
Morrill reportedly told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report that he had been sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.
“I take him very seriously because I know Mr. Morill has issues,” said Patton.
“I’ve had a few that have claimed abuse, but never by a mythical creature,” said Stafford County Detective Darryl Wells, who has built the case against Morills one online chat at a time.
The Spoils of War 